"You're supposed to send people wedding gifts even when you can't go to their weddings? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard...I'm inviting everyone in the world to my wedding."
"I wouldn't do that to her. I love my girlfriend too much to get her pregnant."
To me, trying on a jacket: "I think you're cuter than that."
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